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The "Mixing Up TV/Movie Quotes" Thread

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
 
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"The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head... for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that make her happy."
 
addiesin said:
"The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head... for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that make her happy."

Nice!
 
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"You are not content with the stories, so I was obliged to come. Be my victim. Be my victim."

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"I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. Without these things, I am nothing. So now I must shed innocent blood."
 
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Me and my dad built her.

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900 horsies of Detroit muscle...its a beast.

....

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Touching, cowboy, touching. Or should I call you Mr. McClane? Mr. John McClane of the New York Police Department?

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You [EXPLOITIVE DELETED], I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna [EXPLOITIVE DELETED] cook you, and I'm gonna [EXPLOITIVE DELETED] eat you!

Meanwhile, on another planet...
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I'm gonna drink your tears FRANKENSTEIN.

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I'll lick them off your HANDSOME FACE!
(damn you, 45 degree rule!)
 
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"Oh, my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it, Marty!"

"Who‽ Who‽"

"Who do you think‽ The Libyans!"

"Holy shit!"
 
(Self-censored 'cause I don't know how high this forum's gore threshold is.)

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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
 
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"I'd like to make a toast. To the troops. All the troops. Both sides."
 
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"Excuse me. Could you help me find my dog? He's a Norwegian Elkhound. His name is Heinrich. I use him to hunt moose."
 
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♪ Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature. 
See androids fighting Brad and Janet 
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet 
Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh 
At the late night, double feature, picture show. 
I wanna go 
Wuh oh o-o-oh 
To the late night, double feature, picture show. ♪
 
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Take a seat, young skywalker.

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You are under arrest, my lord.
 
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"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. I believe that whole heartedly."

"No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it."
 
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"Golly, Mr. Wabbit, I hope I didn't hurt you too much when I killed you."
 
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"Golly, Mr. Wabbit, I hope I didn't hurt you too much when I killed you."
 
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"Golly, Mr. Wabbit, I hope I didn't hurt you too much when I killed you."
 
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Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.
 
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"I'll tell you a secret, something I've never told you before.  Then you'll tell me one.  And whoever tells the best secret wins, okay? When I was your age I'd only just started masturbating. And I'd only just started ejaculating. Only a little, barely a drop. I was worried that I had some kind of a problem because at school I'd heard all sorts of stories. Then one day, when my father had had a lot to drink and my brothers were out and he was sleeping in the bedroom, I crept inside, put my hand on his penis and started stroking it until he ejaculated. The sheets were covered in sperm. I got scared and ran out. I've never told anyone that before. Now it's your turn to tell me a secret."

That's kind of demented. I think the Joker needs serious help. I think he put one in the hole. Or lost it altogether.
 
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Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there, I want everybody to kick up some noise, I wanna hear a bit of revolution. Brothers and sisters, the time has come for each and everyone of you to decide weather you are gonna be part of the problem, or are you gonna be the solution. You must choose, my brothers, you must choose. It takes five seconds, five seconds of decision making, five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. It takes five seconds to realize that its time to MOVE, its time to get down with it. BROTHERS, ITS TIME TO TESTIFY, AND I WANNA KNOW IF YOU'RE READY TO TESTIFY?
*Crowd shouts*
ARE YOU READY?
*CROWD CHEERS*
I GIVE YOU THE TESTIMONIAL, THE MC5!!!

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*polka begins playing*
 
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